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i m starting send
msgs...
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,


Wheat


gas


power


suger



water

Musharaf has been
give the title of


Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .
"FUCK-YOU"








Shocked


it means:






F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
"FUCK-YOU"








Shocked


it means:






F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
TeStinG Ur BlOoD


PlEaZ Wait . . . .






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RePorT

HiV +


DaRo NaHi

it MeAnS

"HoNeY in VeinS"

ThAt''s Y U R So SwEeT . . . . ;)
Agar WiNDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

SEND = SUTTO

iNSERT = PAO

DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO

DELETE = MiTTi PAO

RUN = NASO

SEARCH = LABO

ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA Hii MUKAO . . . ;->
What is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->