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Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend

Allama iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn

Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->

What Does Princess Diana

What Does Princess Diana & A Bottle Of French Wine Have in Common . . . ? ? ?

They Both Came Frm France in a Wooden Box . . . ;->

In a pond there are 10 fish, 1 of them dies,

in a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?

Think

Can''t answer

i Tell U

The other 9 fish are crying ;->

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

By LAUGHiNG. . .

How. . . ? ? ?

B''coz

''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->

What''s The Difference Between

What''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???

Former Goes [HiT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
While
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HiT] ;->

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?

They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->

True Luv Story

True Luv Story

A Mosquito & Hen Fell in Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu

Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->

Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia

Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia

Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai

Aankhain Nam Hain

Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai

Aur Kyun Na Ho

Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARi MiRCHi'''' Hai ;->

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Wo Soye Huey Thay

Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye

Hum Soye Huey Thay

Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->

Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EiNSTEiNS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.iNDiAN POLiCE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K

''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->

Plz Pass This SMS 2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Sahi Se Parhi is Msg ko

A Person Whose
Contact # is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of

PEPSi
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->

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