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Jab Koi Aam insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








A power failure!!
Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .

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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->
iBLESS Went To Court To Prove That

He is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . .


But

He Failed, Came Out & Angrily Asked . . .













"Yaar Ye ALTAF BAHi Kon Hain . . . ?" ;->
Aaj K Baad

Na Mujhe


Call Kerna


Na hii



Miscall Dena


Aur

Na Sms Kerne


Ki Koshish Kerna



Kyun K

COMMANDAR SAFE GUARD

Ne Mujhe Har Waqt Jaraseem Se Duur Rehne K Liye Kaha Hy

Tick Tick TicK . . . ;->
Heer Said To Ranjha :

"Ki Khatya Ve Main Teri Heer Ban K . . .?"




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"Saliye Ranjha Ban K Main Kehra D.C Lag Gya Waan . . . " ;->
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?


Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love



But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym


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That''s me . . . =)
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
Teacher:iF EUROPE iS 2WARDS UR LEFT SiDE. . . .

AFRiCA 2WARDS RiGHT SiDE. . .

AND ASiA iN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WiL B AT UR BACK SiDE?

studnt:SiR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SiR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)
WHAT iS THE SiMiLARiTY B/W DiNOSOUR & SHARiF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AiS DUNYA MAi NAE PAYE JATE...