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Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar

Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar

Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do

Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha

Aur Phir is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga

Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun

Teacher: "

Teacher: "Johnny, im Glad To See Your Writing Has improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

i Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"

Husband:I''ll admit

Husband:i''ll admit i''m wrong if u''ll admit i''m right!

Wife:i agree! u go first!

Husband: Ok

i''m wrong!

Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):

you are right!

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?

Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...

In logon kee samajh nahee

in logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko

Shadiya Karo KASHiSH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSi Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur insaan Bano

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!

Interviewer:

interviewer: To Bataiye PANi Ke Bina insan Kaise Marega?

Santa: PANi Nai Hoga To insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!

A Girl Speaks To A Boy

A Girl Speaks To A Boy

GiRL : O BHAiJAAN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAi Bol Ya JAAN Bol..

Wife: "1 More Word

Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi

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