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Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.


DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena
Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100





















Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->

insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!












Don''t Wonder






i Tell You The Reason










Because





insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
When i Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher
i m Dead

Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
i m At Rest

Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand

Tell My Teacher
Nothing i Understand

Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher
i Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give it To Teacher

Teacher- Oh i Forgot .. ;->
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give it To Teacher

Teacher- Oh i Forgot .. ;->
Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJi n Hoon ... ;->
Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->
Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->