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My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKiNG ? no !
DRiNKiNG ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DiNNER.!
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Boy: Boys r inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say inteli-LADY.. ;)
Mere ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST iMP:
U can buy a SiLENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"


Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"Libas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
Pathan Larki Se: i Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

i Love You. :-)