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name: basheeran maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSi0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECiALiST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEiGHT:164 Kgs
HEiGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BiRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

techar bangali student se

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."

BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
i gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->

i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Man to a Frnd:
i gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

neend me h0 to sapne bhejo

BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->

pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->

0321 6307893 is number par ghor karo

0321-6307893
is number par ghor karo k ye wohi number hai na?
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye mout aati hai. :-)

mere sath chalo gi

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GiRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GiRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

gold k thay na chori ho ge

GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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<))>
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funny quote on a married guys t shirt

Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

i Married Their Queen. :-)

amir khan ne 3 idiots

Amir Khan ne
3 iDiOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKiSTANi ;)

id like to buy som dog food

man:i''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles i c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:it''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! i need toilet paper.... =P ;->

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