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Genius is A Person Who Can Do in 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do in 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus in A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year
Knw Wat it Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym''s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck
The Funniest And
Highly impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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i Finished Studies. Did You?
Warriors. Wakeup..

it’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins in 17 Days..!
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
i"ll have to take a bite of u.
i think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
i believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me
out from all the rest coz he knew i"d luv you the best!
U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, i can"t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u"ll see that it"s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
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ANALYSiS COMPLETE

U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
i wish i was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.