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Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAi,MERA BHAi.


Akk de bootey gulab disde.


Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....
One Of D
intellignt
Monkey
Missing
in
Zoo.!
its Name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is!
Dont Worry
it is Not U,
Bcoz
it is intelligent
One Mms Recieved

Name:Video Clip

Time:2 Min 35 Sec

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Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai?

Video Dekhen Ge.
GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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''LaNaT Hai Tm Pe'' ;->


After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 Mins

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)
BE - ALERT

KOi BHi
KUCH BHi
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

iDHAR - UDHAR
NiGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K


Kyu-K

CiTY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHiM

START KAR Di HAi... :p@@@@
if A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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i Know U Both Will Start Playing...

its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
i Want




2




Kill U




But i Can''t,Bcoz,




i.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch k hotay hain




Kuttay Ki Nasal
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain




Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->