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Arz kia He
Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

Wah Wah kia bat hai

Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati


\(',') Girl FRIEND
'..(> Moti Ho
Me Nahi aati.
( ' _ ' )
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/ \ @ @ oye teri khair itni moti.....
Who Is A Dost? Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye Bevajah Sar khaye Jeb khali karwaye kabhi Sataye kabhi Rulaye Magar Hamesha Saath Nibhaye,
Har khushi ko Har Hansi ko Har Ache Pal ko Har Beete kal ko Ek Yaad Bana Lo Us Yaad ko Apne Dil Mei Chupa Lo Us Dil ko Apna Dost Bana Lo,
Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,

Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,

Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,

Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)






*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend ko kaha
kay PARDAY Mein Raha karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police ko keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ khair.
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
can u read fast in english !

MY
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They they my
A my they na my.

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khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP kI BARI HAI"
Misbah:

Hm Sachin ko ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)