aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''
Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT
