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woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai


dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn''t want that Or
did she ? ?


Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn''t
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...
KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?


ho...don''t think dirty...

its A ''''CIGRETTE''''
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??

U dirty MiNd

AnswEr hAi




BAkrA ... :p ;->
Fill in the blanks

2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S


dirty Mind =P ;)
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap!
dirty people always tink dirty.
Only Your

Real Friends

Will Tell



Your Face

Is dirty.

~Sicilian Proverb
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...


U dirty Mind...

She Had The Ticket!!!
Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...

"DINNER" ;->

u dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
What''s white when it’s dirty. . . ?.

The Answer Is "B|AcK BoArD"
Thought Of The Day

Arguing With A Boss Is Just Like Wrestling With A Pig In Mud..

After Some Time You Realize That You Are getting dirty And The Pig Is Enjoying It ..