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zinda raha to tumhar
zinda raha to tumhar
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
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raozay daro
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
Sehwag Was Bowling
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"
Q ???
Umpire Beimaan Tha ???
No ...
Socho...
Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
way gujra way way gujra way.
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
Khoobsurat
Khoobsurat
6 inch Lamba
Bohat Mota
Gool Kinaray
Kala
Har LArki Ki Pasand !
NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .
Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?
Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Doctor to bot
Dr: Do exercise daily for good health
Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
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Dr: how long do you play?
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Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.
ha ha
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
What is 10 inch long
What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...
guess........
think what it could be?????
try to think........
the answer is ....
Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
william nargis
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye
Magar
us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?
Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai
Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai
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