when i die bury me

When I Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead

Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand

Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

May, 06 2010 482 chars (4 sms) 1955 views Funny

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Kasam Se 20000000000

Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don

Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don

Phele Ose Bane Tu Do

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Ankhon se,

Aankhon he Ankhon main,

Kaha..

"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D

Teacher

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

Idiots

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek

Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!

Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin

SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe

LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Chali Aa Chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

A DUA...

A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
or
tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???

Once Rani Mukerji Was

Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . . She Was Scared Bt Then Suddenly Saif Ali Khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . . What Did He Say. . ?

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Saif Said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->

Rules 4 board exam:

Rules 4 board exam:
Har sawal ka dat kar larna, lekhne me kami mat karna, mouka milay to peeche be dekhna. or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna

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