mujhe jee bhar k ron

mujhe jee bhar k ron


Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
  

May, 06 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     1834 views       Funny

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LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
American.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar

ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.
Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:









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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11





















Because It Was

Said By Govinda

In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro

Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO

Wo Guzar Gaye Pas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai

Q K Me Cycle Pe Tha Us K Pas Thi Pajero :->


Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.