Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi,
thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi..
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.