ek larki ki dua

ek larki ki dua

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->
  

May, 06 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2262 views       Funny

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A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
what will u say when india beats china in population..??












CHINI KUM...
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..

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MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,

waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai

YAAD AAPKI NA AYE, AISA HUM HONE NA DENGE..

DOST AAP JAISA, HUM KHONE NA DENGE..

SHARFAT SE BHEJHTE REHENA HUMEIN SMS

VARNA HUM AAPKO CHAINE SE SONE NA DENGE ;->


Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..

it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o


An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s
Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

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"NAVY" =P ;->