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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
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and suddenly falls on the floor.
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Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
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''Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.''
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?
Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?
All False
Girls Look Beautifull Because
Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
kanjoos ashiq
Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wife : Beggar
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !
Husband : Why ?
Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
u start wearing Earing
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"
Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
uss wakt shirt utari hui thi
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
College is for knowledge
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
1 pathan apna samaa
1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
garmi aur load shedi
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN"
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
Raks Kerti Hy Gardish-e-Dauran
Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran
Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K
Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n
Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
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