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Circus ka maalik
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Sardar
Circus ka maalik
Circus ka maalik
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
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Jun, 09 2010
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Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!
Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?
Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
Sardar :
Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?
Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!
Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa:Andhera.
a tiger killed a sardar in zoo
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?
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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha
"ini wadi billi" :-D
Funny
GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!
sardar ne shok
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga
Maths and Women
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
Sardar Friend Se
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
Funny Sardar Sms
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
peo da wa
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Teacher:Wo Kon
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je:
MISS
"NARRA":-)
Sardar and his wife
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
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