We spend the first

We spend the first
We spend the first twelve months of our children''s lives teaching them

to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them

to sit down and shut up.

- Phyllis Diller
  

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When I do good, I fell good
&
When I do bad, I feel bad and that's my religion
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Travel Lay Out
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&
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Then
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&
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We spend the first twelve months of our children''s lives teaching them

to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them

to sit down and shut up.

- Phyllis Diller
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One who adopt patience,
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&
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