We spend the first

We spend the first
We spend the first twelve months of our children''s lives teaching them

to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them

to sit down and shut up.

- Phyllis Diller
  

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God gave you..

Two Legs to Walk
Two Hands to Hold
Two Ears to Hear
Two Eyes to See

But why did he gave you only one Heart?
Because he gave the other one to someone for you to find.
"A faithful friend is the medicine of life."
-The Apocrypha, 6:16
Lots Of Ppl Want To Ride Wid U In The Limo,

Bt Wat U Want Is Some1 Who Wil Take The

Bus With U Wen The Limo Breaks Down

By Oprah Winfrey
It is always the best policy
to speak the truth, unless,
of course , you are an exceptional
good liar.


Jerome K Jerome.
"When u r in light everything vl follow u,but wen u r in dark even ur shadow vl not follow u"
apply this to ur life......
An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.” - Buddha
" He that love to be flattered is worthy o'' the flatterer"
"You cannot play the game of life with sweaty palms."
-"Dr. Phil," Phillip C. McGraw (1950 -)
.. One Of The Best Quote ..

'' There Are 2 Things
That Are Hard To Hit n
See ...
That''s
A Spooky Ghost
And
Mohammad Ali ... ''

{ Mohammad Ali }
(The Boxer)
Never Believe

A Crying Woman

And

A Smiling Man ... ;->


~ Russian Saying ~
"If something comes to life in others because of you,
then you have made an approach to immortality."
-Norman Cousins (1912-1990)
QUOTE:

If You Want To Feel Rich,
Just Count All Of The Things
You Have That Money
Cannot Buy.

(Robert Marlowe)