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Agr Ap K Pas Auto-Rickshaw Hota
To Ap Us K Pechay Kya Likhtey?
Send It To Al Ur Frndz Nd See Beautiful Replies Bt First Me!
  

Jun, 10 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2840 views       Q n A

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Today Is"THE BEST SMS DAY"

Send Me Ur Favourite Sms

That U''ve Kept In

Ur Inbox 4m Long Time.
plz complete the sentence and reply m:

"AGAR MERA BASS CHALTA TO TUMHAIN........."

REPLY...
WAITING HERE
Lets see ho much you Know about my Self..!!

Q # 1) My Birthday?
Q # 2) What word i say most?
Q # 3) I Love?
Q # 4) My Bad Habits?
Q # 5) My Quality that attracts you?
Q # 6) Best Part of my Face?
Q # 7) My Best Friends?

Reply me..
Q. Who Are The Two Brothers

Who Live On Opposite Sides

Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?












Ans: Eyes.
Complete The Sentence

Life Is So BORING Without...........?

First Reply To Me Then

Send It To Other People

N Get Exciting Answers..!
Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

Answer :

Coconut
Maths Magic:
Ur Cell Numbers Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50 + UR Age + 365 & - 615.
The Last 2 Numbers of UR Answer is UR AGE, & !st Number is UR CELL''S LAST NUMBER.
TRY IT.. ITS INTERESTING
INTELLIGENCE TEST

Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

Reply with a solid Reason

Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p
Today is CoUpLe Day..!!

Make my couple with anyone of your own choice..!!

Share it with your friends and get interesting replies..
but reply me 1st..
I am waiting for your replies..!!
Select a vegetable for ur life partner..

Potato
Onion
Tomato
Carrot
Pea
Kheera
Mirch
Bhindi
Answer will b given after ur reply...

Potato=rehem dil
Onion=tez mizaj
Tomato=lover
Carrot=husband ki ghulam
Pea=smart
Khira=romantic
Mirch=batooni
Bhindi=ganga
Q. Which alphabet is a question?
ans. y (WHY)
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
ans. B (BEE)

Which alphabet is a part of face?
ans. I (EYE)

Which alphabet is a tool?
ans. X (AXE)

Which alphabet is a drink?
ans.T (TEA)

Which alphabet is in geometry box?
ans. D(because a protractor is D shaped)

Which alphabet is a source of salt?
ans. C (SEA)
agar har dil pyar karta hai to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein.
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?

Reply Guys.