a scientific questio

a scientific questio


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
  

May, 06 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2966 views       Funny

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Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"
Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?


Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:


Ladies toilet
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->
jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon


A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.