a scientific questio

a scientific questio


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
  

May, 06 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2579 views       Funny

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Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.
Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
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kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar


Tik tik tik tik tik tik

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)






*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
Ek bacha apne ammi se: ammi abbu bohat sharmeelay hain.

Ammi: haan sach, agar tumharay abbou sharmeelay na hotay to tu 5 saal bara hota ;->


Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->
Flower dies,



stories end,



songs fade,



memories r 4goten,


all things come to end,


but precious people like u,



. . . Chipak hi jate hain.
Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...


Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?


Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.