Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     1776 views       Punjabi

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Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?
kuri kehandi "meena"
Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?
munda kehanda "kameena"
kuri kehandi" lagdey ta nahin"
munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....
Tere dardan nal o pardesi,
kevain hodi he mulaqat na puchh,

Bund kamray di khamoshi wich kevain katday nay din raat na puchh,

Har roz musalsal hanjuan di ,kevain hondi he barsat na puchh,

Meda yar tu ap siyanaan aen, meda chehra perh halat na puchh.
Tamanna bus aini a ki ohda pyar mile,

izhaar me kra te ohda ikraar mile.

Bus ek vaar oh kehde k soch k dasange,

fir bhave is marjane nu saat janma da INTZAAR mile.

Why Pappu Cant Dance?
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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata.

Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus

Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da...;-)
Kini Khushi Si Usde Aaun Di,
Kinna Dukh Hai Ve Usde Jaan Lageya,
Dil Sadda Pehla Hi C Mom Warga,
IK Oh Vi Ro Piya Sanu Hasaun Lagya……..!!!
Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...Maino msg Phaij
jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.

Rab mann janda yar noo manona okhaa ay.
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!