wife running afte

wife running afte


;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
  

May, 06 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     1623 views       Funny

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A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?














A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->
Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT NO. 1.

2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.

3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF ALTAF.

7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.

8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->
What''s the name of the girl who is Small and has a Small Heart??
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"Asha"





Coz...
Dil Hai Chota Sa ...Choti Se Asha*
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re

Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"
Height of Stupidity


Q: Why do women wear skirts and men pants.?????


coz if guys startd xposin'' then no one wld''ve been alive!!
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"