kick off ur shoesta

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that''s simply Great!!! Happy B''Day....

May, 03 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2042 views Funny

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Dear Custumor U Have

Dear Custumor U Have Now Subscribe ''''Kanjusi Package''''
U Can Enjoy Saving Ur Smsâ€™s
Ur Subscrition Title''''Kanjus'''' Is Valid Untill
Allah Give Taufeeq To Send Sms . . . ;->

Last nite i caught sum stars.

Last nite i caught sum stars... i''ll give them to the person who is just so sparkling and speciall to me...
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Catch it its 4 u!

''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Wah wah..

''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''

if some body say br

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!

lahore

'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..

ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....

There is a ruler named

There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

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Socho, socho!!

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-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

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"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"

Lo Bhai Mitro

Lo Bhai Mitro

Jo Marzi Ho Jave

Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae

Chahe Sabut Hove

Chahe Fatti Hove

Chahe Khulli Hove

Chahe Band Hove

Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .

Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni Ae. . .

Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .

Kyun k. . .

Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

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