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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai. AKHROT!
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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai. AKHROT!
Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai. AKHROT!
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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)
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May, 13 2010
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Wife: yesterday
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.
Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.
Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
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L . I . F . E
Is LiKe
BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...
BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...
UnTiLl ,
yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
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EnGLiSh ShyEri
The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From
The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor
Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door
And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR" ;->
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
t r u t h women n
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
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