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Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words ?
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Jun, 17 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3390 views       Exam

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Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

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START..

Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain
Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"
Ameen
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,




cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya
What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???

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S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning


So Study Hard ... ;->
~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...
Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane...
Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension