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Jun, 17 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     3188 views       Exam

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class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
Long Back,
People Who Sacrificd Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot

Their Family Were Calld Saints.
Bt Now They R Called

"Students" :-)
Khusra Math Ke Paper
Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.
Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?
Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
Hotay Hain…
The Law Sayz,
"If U Can''t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!
Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song


Guess.!







''Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me'':-)
Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
Students While Studying For Exams

-Books n Notes Open


-Highlighting Sentences



-Pen In Mouth


-Blank Page




-Eating Drinking



-Turning Pages




-Readin ''Headings''


-Thinkin About Where To Start From

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Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...

Dhoke-Baaz:-D
Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...

hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-

1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.

2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.

3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.

5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques....


SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams...