Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     1813 views       Funny

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Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/


I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WAPDA

Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA

Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main

Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go


4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




Socho...........












Socho............






A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D