If your eyes are

If your eyes are
If your eyes are positive u would like all people in the world

But

If your tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u!
  

Jun, 19 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2157 views       Decent

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Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel''s Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel''s Name Is Of
No Importance
U''ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER ...
Challenges are like trees seen through a running train. As U approach them they grow bigger, once U pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of them.
Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
There are 3 different forms of
"GOOD"

1. Looking Good


2. Feeling Good


3. Being Good


If U Aim The Third One, Than First Two Will Be Automatically Granted
In Life,
Don’t Settle For Someone
Who Can Buy A Coffee For You ,

Go For Someone
Who Can Actually Make It For You !

Sometimes Little Efforts Make
A Big Difference :-)
Cell Phones Can B Irritating Sometimes.
U Always Hve To Reload, Recharge Evry Nw
& Thn
Msgz r Delayd. Ntwrk Jam
Bt
Dere''s 1 Thing I Luv Abt It
It Connects Me To U (:
Good Relationship r
Like Trees
They Demand
Attention & Care
In The Beginning
But
Once They Blossom
They Provide You
Shade In All Situations
Of Life ...
aik hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi rahi the k hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU
Kehte Hain K Jab koi Kisi Ko Bohat Yaad Kerta Hai
Tou Ek Taara Toot K Girta Hai . . .

Ek Din Aap Ki Waja Se Sara Aasman Khali Ho Jayega . . .

Aur Ilzaam Humare Sir Aayega . . . :(
"Golden Tip''s"

Paon Beshak Phisal Jaye,Lekin Zaban Ko Na Phisalne 2.

Aj Amal Hy,Hisab Nai,Lekin Kal Hisab Hoga,Amal Nai.

Jhoot Bol K Jet Jane Se,Such Bol K Har Jana Behter Hy.

Khubsurti Kapron Se Nahi,Ilm-O-Adab Se Hoti Hai.

Ibratein Beshumar Hain,Magar In Ka Asar Lene Wale Buhat Kam Hain.