If your eyes are

If your eyes are
If your eyes are positive u would like all people in the world

But

If your tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u!
  

Jun, 19 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2237 views       Decent

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Hey!

Sumthing Missing In U,

But Wat & Whr?Lets Search

In Ur Bag
NO
In Ur Pocket
NO
Oh GOD
I Got It
Its On Ur Face

UR SWEET SMILE!
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
4 Steps To Attain Success!

1st T H I N K.

2nd B E L I E V E.

3rd D R E A M .

4th D A R E.

Good L U C K.
Treasure Every Moment That You Have. . .

Yesterday Is A History. . .

Tomorrow Is A Mystery. . .

Today Is A Gift. . .

That''s Why It''s
Called The Present. . .
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel''s Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel''s Name Is Of
No Importance
U''ll Simply Call Her
MOTHER ...
When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life''s First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life''s Last day.
Pyar Or Barish Dono 1se Hote Hein

Wo Hamesa Yadgar Hote Hein

Fark Sirf Itna Hai

Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Bhigoti Hai,

Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankhe Bhigota Hai
The Biggest Suspence Of Life is :
We Know 4 Whom We r Praying..
But ''''We Never Know The Person Who Is Praying 4 Us''''...
U neVer gEt a pErsOn oF uR tYpe In this WoRld..

You will either have to Adjust
or
u will have to ComprOmiSe..!

U Adjust when Someone wanTs t0 be with u..

U compRomIse when u waNt t0 be with s0Meone... ;->
Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Special
U r !

The Light Th8 U Emit
Mi8e Even A Light
Star !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U How Important U
Make Others Feel !

Somebody Out Here Is
:)ing Because Of
Something U Said Or
Did !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Much
They Like U !!

Life ... Surely Is
Joyful With
FRIENDS .. :)
HeateD Go|d BeCoMes OrNamEnT

BeaTeD CoPpeR BeCoMeS WiRe

DeP|eTeD StOnE BeCoMeS StATuE

So

ThE MoRePaIn U GeT In LyF

MoRe Va|ueAb|e U BeCoMe....