Sceince kehti hai

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

May, 13 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2824 views Funny

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Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob
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NICE NA KAL 4D BEJUNGA!

"BAHR-UL-KAHIL"

Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.

The worst way of missing some one is...

The worst way of missing some one is...

like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->

ICC has decided to shorten

ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA

chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,

Qabr khudwai

A sweet demand by a kid.

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

Wuzu!!!!!!

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

who let you get on

Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???

Can''t Understand ... !!!

Its English Vrsion
Of Song

Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->

Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy

Na Gas Hy Na Aata Hy
Na Bijli Hy Na Paani Hy
Yeh 2007 Ki Kahani Hy
Na Benazeer Hy Na Bugti Hy
Ye Qatal League Ki Karstani Hy
Allah Better Our 2008. . .

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

Agr teen Din TK

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)

*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*

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Sceince kehti hai

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