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Sceince kehti hai
Sceince kehti hai
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.
Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
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Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"
1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
Husband on wedding,
Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied
"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
Arz kiya hai.
Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?
? ? ? ?
Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
Is dress ka kya price hai
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?
Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.
Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?
Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
tum sunya ki bad surat
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
Most Successful
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...
"Yet To Be Seen"
ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,
Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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there is nothing to
There is nothing to read in this msg.
U still coming down? ? ?
Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.
Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
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