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Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
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Mar, 05 2011     172 chars (2 sms)     1998 views       Decent

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Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
Seprations r those wounds

dat nobody can heal

& memoris r those treasurs

dat nobody can steal.

But dont separate to make memories.

so plz stay in touch !!!
Tuje Aansu Bhari wo ''DUA''
Miley

Jisey Kabhi Na Rad ''KHUDA'' Kare

Tujhe Hasrat Na Rahe Kabhi ''JANAT'' ki

Tere Aangan Me ''MUHABBATON'' Ki Aisi Hawa Chaley (Ameen)
Superb Lines
From A Person

Who Is Lonely.

"I M Not Alone

BCoz

Lonelyness Is Always There With Me
If U Depressed Confused Or Hurt
Dont Worry..

Go In front Of Mirror ,

U Vl Find D Best Person

Who Vl Solve All Ur Problems..!!
I always wanted to be punctual,

When i became punctual.
I realized that.....
"Punctuality is the art of waiting for the careless people"
AgAr hUm 1 AnsOo hOt3y..!

To Ap Ki AnkhOn sE hO kAR

Apke hOnton PeR mRnA pAsAnd Krty

Or AgAr Ap Meri AnkhO k AnSoO hOty

ToU vAda hAi dOsT hUm Kabhi nA rOt3y
A Smile Stadts On Lips . . . A Grin Spread To Eyes . . . A Cuckle Comes From The Belly . . . But A Good Laugh Bursts Forth From The Soul. . . Overflows & Bubbles All Arround :)
1 Din Bemari Ne Dolat Se Kaha
Tum Kitni Khush''Naseeb Ho,
Her Koi Tumhe Pane Ki Koshish Karta Hy,
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Mai Kitni Bad''Naseeb Hon,
Har Koi Mujh Se Dor Bhagta Hy,
Dolat Boli
Khush''Naseeb to Tum H0
Tumhe Pa Kar Log
Apne KHUDA K0 Yad Karte Hyn
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Bad''Naseeb T0 Mai Hon
Mujhe Pa Ker Aksar Log KHUDA K0 Bhol Jate Hy.
Always Draw A Circle Around The Ones You Love . . . Never Draw A Heart
Because
Hearts Can Be Broken. . .
But
Circles Are Never Ending. . . .
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep