Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling... . . . . Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees? Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do. Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya. Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''
