Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     1889 views       Decent

more Decent SMS Messages

Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
A Face Can Speak Thousand Emotions
But It Can Easily Mask What Heart
Truly Feels ... Don''t Be Fooled
By The Happiest Face . It May Be
Masking The Most Hurting Heart ...
The happiest of people don''t necessarily have the
best of everything; they just make the most of
everything that comes along their way.
How can U spell
SM-LE
without I
How can U be
N-CE
without I
How can U
W-SH
without I
How can U
L-VE
without I
now U can guess who is IMPORTANT?
Yes
"I" ;->
the world dosn;t need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine. wht it needs is only more of u n ur smile!
Pehle Wo Mri ''G/F'' Thi Me Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Phr Wo Mri Mangetr Bani Wo Bolti Thi Me Sunta Tha

JbSe Wo Mri BV Bani
Hm 2no Bolte Hain Pura Mohala Sunta He
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain.....
but
it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.
Suppose if i have no name, with what name u would like to call

me as per my nature & character ?send this to all ur friends enjoy the answer.

Reply me 1st
As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it Pass... Sail on! Bcoz calm seas will never make Skilled Sailors.
"Some times i send u sms of GoOd nIgHt at the end of the day....
It doesn't mean that i always remeber u or u are my last thinking of the day
.
But
.
It means....
.
.
.
.
K sms pkg ka last day hota hai aur sms boht zyada tadaad mein hoty hein isliye aap pe ahsaan kar leta hoon"
Think Different
"Time is lyk a river! U cann''t touch the same water twice bcoz the flow that hz passed vil nevr pass again. "njoy evry *Moment of life cuz it wil never cum back..,