Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8

Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
  

Sep, 02 2011     185 chars (2 sms)     2651 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
FILM dekhni hai ?


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THE END


Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.
HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D
Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai



Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
Maine Kaha Dilruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

Maine kaha Paise Nahi

Usne Kaha Kaise nahi

Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai

Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...

baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..