Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8

This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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Sep, 02 2011 185 chars (2 sms) 2857 views Funny

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man 1 i notice dat

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

the poor wish to b

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->

usne mujhe ye keh kar chhor diya humayun

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

Ullu ke pathey

Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey ki aulaad

Saanp ke sapolay

Bhains ke bachray

Bakre ke maimney

Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na

e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

ek muddat se meri ma

Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...

Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->

A man walks into

A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.

SHART

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari

Angel askd a man

Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''

"2007 K Bhikari"

"2007 K Bhikari"

Bhikari: Amma thora khana he to do na!
Amma: Abhi pakaya nahi hai !
Bhikari: Koi baat nahi amma, pakane k bad misscall de dena!
Main ajonga

''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib

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