Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8

This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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Sep, 02 2011 185 chars (2 sms) 3431 views Funny

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''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy

''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy
Jo serdeon main pehnty hain kachy''

get married

Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,

but

f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-

We had Submissions in college.

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

I''ve written a nice poem 4 u

I''ve written a nice poem 4 u...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
U shud know wat u r,
&...
Once u know wat u r...

Mental Hospital is not so far..

If U Dont Sms Me..

If U Dont Sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
N
Atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful

''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Wah Wah...

Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Thanday Meethy Faalsay,

Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''

Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

Yash raj ki wife

Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM

After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

Mat doondna mujhe

Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

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kyon ki

thand bahut hai

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Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAZaaI mein.

3 fastest ways of communications:

3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??

Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...

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