Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8

Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
  

Sep, 02 2011     185 chars (2 sms)     2453 views       Funny

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''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
The Easiest Way


To Make Your


Old Car Run Better,


Is To Check


The Prices


0f New Car ... !!
4 Years

40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

40000 Submissions

A Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called



** DOCTORS **
Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....
Arz kiyA hAi . . .

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM




WAh WAh







ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM








wAh wAh




KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->
I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u
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and d world seems 2 b DARK,
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everything seems FAR,
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com wid Me hold my hand n I''ll take u
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to An
EYE SPECIALIST..............
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!
1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.