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Jul, 03 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     2084 views       Anniversary

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.
Long After Our Anniversary
And
This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away
Think Of The Thought Behind It,
Each And Everyday,
Happy Anniversary
That Special Day Is Here Again
The Day We Took Our Vows
You? Re Just As Special To Me Today
As You Still Get Me Aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
SMILE IS A CURVE THAT MAKES EVERYTHING STRAIGHT...SO keep SMILINg
An anniversary is a time to remember
about a couple’s life.
A time to recognize that the strongest bond
is the love between husband and wife.
Through times of happiness and times of sadness,
love grows continually and they become as one heart,
The other staying with them, in memory,
even when they are apart.
Each anniversary is special and may cause a shed tear,
for the bond grows ever stronger and stronger
When love is shared for another year.
No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
.
.
.
–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

You My Heart If You Should Say,

"Do You Still Love Me?" I"D Say,

"Till Death Do Us Part"

Happy Anniversary
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said "I do."
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
KABHI YAAD AYE TO PUCHNA ZARA APNI KHALWAT E SHAAM SE
KISAY ISHQ THA TERI ZAAT SE KISY PYAR THA TERAY NAAM SE
ZARA YAAD KARO K WOH KAUN THA JO KABHI TUJHAY BHI AZIZ THA
WOH JO JEE UTHA TERAY NAAM SE WOH JO MAR MITA TERAY NAAM PE
HUMAIN BERUKHI KA HAI NAHI GILA K HAI YAHI WAFAON KA SILA
MAGAR AISA JURM THA KAUN SA K HUM GAYE DUA O SALAM SE
NA KBHI VISAAL KI CHA KI NA KBHI FIRAQ MAIN AAH KI
K MERA TAREEQA E BANDAGI HAI JUDA TAREEQA E AAM SE...
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.