What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Aug, 22 2013 70 chars (1 sms) 3971 views Politics

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Among politicians

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.

In politics

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Teacher Pathan Sy:

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

The flood of money

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

I don"t make

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

P o l i t i c i a n ...

P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->

keh rahi hai awam

keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,

aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k

A patriot must

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government

Yeh Bhazi Khoon

Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR

Politics, it seems to

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

mustafee ho gaya

mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush

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What’s the fluid capacity

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