What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
  

Aug, 22 2013     70 chars (1 sms)     5849 views       Politics

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aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)

socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"

Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government
Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda,

Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda,

Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda,

Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta,

Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda......
Arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
!
REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!
P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->
Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ……………………….
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Q ky ……..
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Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai……
Lo Aaj Say Badal Li Hum Ne Bhi
Apni Soch,,,
Jo 1 sohni larki ka rishta le kar de
Ga Wohi Vote le Ga…
(kuri Do, voot Lo)
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(‘,’) /’SaDa HaQ….
>) ) eThEy….
_l /_ RaKh…
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"