What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Aug, 22 2013 70 chars (1 sms) 6524 views Politics

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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government

-=News Alert=-
Pervez Musharaf ne Wardi Utaar di

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Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

lo aaj say badal li

Lo Aaj Say Badal Li Hum Ne Bhi
Apni Soch,,,
Jo 1 sohni larki ka rishta le kar de
Ga Wohi Vote le Ga…
(kuri Do, voot Lo)
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(‘,’) /’SaDa HaQ….
>) ) eThEy….
_l /_ RaKh…

The flood of money

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

A good leader i

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Zardari ka naya

Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo

I don"t make

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

P o l i t i c i a n ...

P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->

*Talash-e-Gumshuda*

*Talash-e-Gumshuda*
Naam Ch. Shujaat Hussain.
Bolnay or dekhnay say maazoor hai.
Zehni tawazan drust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-i-Azam btata hay.
18 Feb ki Sham kala Chashma pehanay Cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha jis ko milay, is patay par rabta karay:
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi (Ex-CM Pokha Nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opposite Coruption Factory, Horse trading Bazar, Gujrat.

keh rahi hai awam

keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,

aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k

mubarak ho

Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha

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