What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Aug, 22 2013 70 chars (1 sms) 6228 views Politics

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Politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

wapda walon ki

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azmaat ko mera slaam.
(‘;’)>Aslaam oalikum
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In politics

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

The more you

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

P o l i t i c i a n ...

P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->

Politics, it seems to

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Good leaders are

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

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yeh baat hum sab

yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?

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What’s the fluid capacity

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