What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

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Among politicians

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.

Teacher Pathan Sy:

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

A good leader i

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Aetzaz Ahsan

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Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???

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mustafee ho gaya

mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush

Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Good leaders are

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Politics, it seems to

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

A patriot must

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government

In politics

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

mein shohrat ka

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,

"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"

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What’s the fluid capacity

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