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WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
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WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY
JB
LOG HUMAY
KISSSSSSSSSSS
KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY
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Two rules u need to follow in life..
Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)
Sweet But Not Honey
Sweet But Not Honey
Precious But Not Money
Bright But Not Sunshine
Improves With Time But Not Wine
Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Shaam K Waqt
1 Gaon Main
Theek 7 Baje
1 Gali Main
Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha
Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
A Police Recruit
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"
He Said, "Call For Backup.".
''WARNING ! ! !
''WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
when ur life is in
when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL
are you kidding mama
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
3 Sardars talking
3 Sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?
1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
Similarity between chewing gum & begum
What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…
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