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May, 17 2014 152 chars (1 sms) 4243 views Funny

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packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

''Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

''Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

Wah Wah

Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai

Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

In a pond there are 10 fish, 1 of them dies,

In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?

Think

Can''t answer

I Tell U

The other 9 fish are crying ;->

Newton ne apple

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati thi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
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Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
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2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai

Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi

Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->

Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai

Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai

Itni Chahat Se Kuch Aur Nahi Dekha

Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain

Muddat Hui In Aankhon Ne Koi BEGAIRAT Nahi Dekha ;->

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

jab hamare sar per

jab hamare sar per baal hote thay
hum babar ali se ziada bakamal hote thay

patjhar aaya gulshan weeraan ho gaya
main aaina daikh ker khud hi hairaan ho gaya

angrayi leti zulfoon ke jagah
qadafi stadium ka maidan ho gaya

23 ramzan ki shab hum chat per ja baithay
aglay roz parosi eid mana baithay

ab apni tind ka bhi kia lashkara hai
baal nahi to kia eid ka chaand to hamara hai../ ;->

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