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May, 17 2014 152 chars (1 sms) 3704 views Funny

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ek aadmi ka darwaza zor se baja

Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"

Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon. :-)

Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz

Ye Larkharate Qadam

Ufff

Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha

K

Tum

CHARSI Ho :p

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.

Wonderful couples in this world

Wonderful couples in this world

Heart & beats

Night & moon

Roses & love

Fish & water

My SmS & ur smile

HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!

Mat jao!

Plz mat jao!

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Daikh liya?
Hogaye tasalli?

jaan jaan

Jaan
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Jaan

Jaan

Jaan
Jaan chor do meri

Mere sMs k Deewano

Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye

mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->

Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,

Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,

pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye

Shakila: Kal

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

the museum curator c

The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday

bachhe ko pdhaya kre

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..

Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...

Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur

Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!

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