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Pathan ka interview tha
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Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha..
Sawal aya : English me translate kero,
"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;
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Dec, 10 2014
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Ustad:
Ustad:
Qayamat K Din Zamin Phat Jaye Gi
Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye Gi...
Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din School Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->
7:30- coffee
7:30- coffee
9:30- breakfast
12:30- juice
2:30- lunch
4:30- tea
6:00- snacks
9:30- dinner
time time pe khana malum hai..
bas msg time pe karna malum nahi
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.
TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.
BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.
SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
where did love born
Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent,
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,
Hey! Thats me...
Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...
Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
aik pathan dusre se
Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...
T R U T H
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?
Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...
Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai
Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,
Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
What wud u call
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
..and the Answer is.
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HASINA !
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