Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha..


Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;
  

Dec, 10 2014     151 chars (1 sms)     5000 views       Funny

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Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book
Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,





chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?






if they be together they united






n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that''s simply Great!!! Happy B''Day....
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
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