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Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha..
Sawal aya : English me translate kero,
"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;
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Dec, 10 2014
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sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
May our friendship turn into silver
May our friendship turn into silver
silver into Gold...
Gold into diamonds...
And
May our diamonds be forever....
then we will sell it OK?
fifty-fifty ;->
wOt wilL i nAme mY
wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...
EKLoveYA :-
Oe..Gabbar
Oe..Gabbar
Bahar Nikal
Kaha Chipha He Tu..
Or..
Kaha He Tere..
Kalliya-Walliya
Sambha-Vambha
Or Tere...
Msg Wsg..
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "
Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->
adat se hay
Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
Kya karOn Adat se hay!
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds
Wat Wil Its Mother Say?
"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"
Find ur Japanese Name:
Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi
4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!
bestiiiiii
Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha
Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Barsat ki raat .
Barsat ki raat
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1 bhigi larki
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bhige kapre
bhigi zulfen
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bhige hont
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us se nazren mili
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dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...
kal ye 100%
bemaar hogi... ;->
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