Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->

May, 14 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 1635 views Funny

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Definition of Laziness:-

Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"

Fairy Tales End With . .

Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->

1 sardar ka electric

1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
.
.
.
TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

,
,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->

Man ask to GOD- whats love?

Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!

There is nothing to read in this msg.

There is nothing to read in this msg.

U still coming down? ? ?

Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->

Girl hostel mai phone

Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)

Jaeab aaya:
Ab to pata nahi pehlay
SARSO KA TAiL lagati thi.->?

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

In bio practical:

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

''A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!!

''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.

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