Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

May, 14 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 1823 views Funny

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Lady 2 accountant:

Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P

Reason Of Smile

Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.

Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.

Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D

so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see .......how Sweetly I LIE

Banta owned a factory.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

When Grandma Is Unable

When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

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Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...

yad e mazi azab hy ya rab

Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

Why Does Adnan Sami

Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila???

Think?

Think?

Think?

Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .

ek aadmi raat ko 3 b

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

red rose pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai

IceCreAm Se Hy Larai

MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai

Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia

Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia

HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)

height of dehydration..

height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...

Son : Mom,

Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness

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