Before Marriage

Before Marriage
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     1779 views       Funny

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Why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?










Because She Keeps Changing It All The Time.
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->

"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro
Aur Sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye Apne
"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601

Telefun Telefun ;->
Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

K Shawal K Maheeny May

Jo Shaks Kisi Ko 100 Rupay Ka Card

Send Karega Qayamat K Din

Usay Ek Warid Ki Sim Free Milegi


Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!
Wedding nite:

Dulhan Sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....







SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn


MISS CALL MISS CALL''
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->


French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)