Garnal Major Ne

Garnal Major Ne
Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko
Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?
  

May, 14 2010     345 chars (3 sms)     1717 views       Funny

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Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja

''Jee yehan SAIMA MEHFOOZ hai?

Meinay kaha

''Pagal k putar, iss waqt agar Saima meray pas hoti to kya woh Mehføøz hoti''?


Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?


Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.
I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n '' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P
Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?
Sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)
"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

"Musam bi SUHANA hai" :-)

"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-)

"Kiya balance ko 2010 tak Chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"