The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
  

May, 15 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3704 views       Funny

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''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....




Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???






Can''t Understand ... !!!







Its English Vrsion
Of Song





Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:






Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..






Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D


Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"
• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "



wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."




Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
There have been many time in 2010
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
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.
.
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I plan to continue it in 2011.
I heard that good looks can kill?
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.
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So, please don?t look at me
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.
.
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!