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The 1st Advice Of
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The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
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Hi! Need one gal
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS
A recently fired
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Height Of Patience
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K
Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison
Ka Kaam Karta Hai.
Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
Doctor: your husband
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
Pata he kasay?
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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.''
''Hum ne ki dosti
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,
Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,
Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,
ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
One Good Way To
One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .
Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD
After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
DoORse dekhA tO
DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe
aRre egGs w3r3 bOiling idiOt
DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe
pAss gAyA khA liy3
wAise h| bhoOk bAhUt lAgi tHi..!
TUM Hi TUM HO"
"TUM Hi TUM HO"
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Or,
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"TUM Hi TUM HO''
valentine qareeb hai
Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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From
Apka apna
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
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