The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->

May, 15 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 3427 views Funny

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Sardar was traveling in train

Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

A Small Advice.

A Small Advice.

Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!

Birdy birdy

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly

Larki k Galon Pr Gulab

Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

nahi maloom???

thora orr damagh laraoo

no??

abhi be nahi?

ok let me tell u k kaise aya...

''''''GHALTI SE''''''...

143 means?

143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..

tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

bv shadi se pehle

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

Every walk of life will contain

Every walk of life will contain

ups and downs,

flowers and thorns...

So my sincere advice to you is

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"Chapalaan pai rakhna"

2 Makkhiyon Ne Food

2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...

1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..

2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..

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