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Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,
Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??
Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo
Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga
Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
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....Go To HELL....
....Go To HELL....
Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??
So
...GO TO HELL....
ishq ki tarap maar deti hai
Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,
Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K
TU JH SY KRTA HUN
MULAQAAT SMITNY K
LEYE!
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TUJH SY MIL TA HUN TO KUCH OR BIKHER SA JATA HUN?
Translate into english.
Translate into english.
"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
Man saw snake
Man saw snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,
ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate
Is lia main sochta hon,
k
tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
Ek Dost Dosre Se:
Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.."
Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?"
Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,
Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,
Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...
Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
yaaro sab dua karo,
yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,
aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,
kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun
''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..
My Life Funda
My Life Funda
How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !
Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
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