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A Robber,
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A Robber,
A Robber,
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
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1 of the most entert
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
purani khawat hai
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..
''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..
He Said!
Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''
An engineering student to his
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....
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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
you know that old
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
india men umer shrif
India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di
umer sharif Murr k bola
Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->
1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA
1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?
SOCHO
SOCHO
KYOKI
BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA
Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai
Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai
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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!
WhaT wiLL a kiD
WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?
GuEsS..
pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../
hE wUd siNG.../
KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re
WIFE:main maeke ja
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
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