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Agar
Kahon
Tum Sa
Haseen
Kainaat
Main
Nahi
Hy
Koi ...

Tou Yaar Yaqqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Main
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hy ... ;->

May, 17 2010 193 chars (2 sms) 1964 views Funny

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Attitude of girls:

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri

HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,

Wife: Wo kiA ???

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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-

AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J

AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo INsAn pAnI MaI khA sAktA HaI

SoCho

s0cHo

sIMpLe

JaN|x

GoOatA . . . ;->

Movies Related to College Life

Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta

kya Matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia....

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

ab bush ke bad ob

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"

"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

Le daso

Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.

Journalist:

Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)

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