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May, 17 2010
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Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
.*""* .. * ""*. ''* Dil ki *'' * Gehrayon * "*. se .*"
.*""* .. * ""*.
''* Dil ki *''
* Gehrayon *
"*. se .*"
"*.*
Fitay moonh!
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uska
jo ap ka Bura chahay.. :D
today if anyone prai
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
The hmuan mnid deos
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale
Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
Naukrani: Malkin
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.
Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.
Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!
to b a good profes
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
Heer aur Ranjha
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.
Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
1 guy suddenly got up in a plan
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
n
said ''Hi Jack''
Everybody put thr hands up.
Thn suddenly Another guy
from other side got up n said
*
*
*
*
''Hi John''. . . ;->
bachhe ko pdhaya kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
give a person a fish
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
I''m so proud of .... M Y S E L F ....
I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN
GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN
BALOCHISTAN MAIN EARTHQUICK KO
MUTARMA BENZAIR KE KHEDMATE KAY ATRAF MAIN IS KA NAME
BENZAIR EARTHQUICK KA NAME DE DEYA GAYA HAI
GEO BHUTTO
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