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Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting.
Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?
Woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!
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Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
Once in a jungle all
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?
Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In Winter.
Tchr: Wats Dat?
S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter
Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .
But why ?
Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?
Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''
A Girl Speaks To A Boy
A Girl Speaks To A Boy
GIRL : O BHAIJAAN
Please.....
BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..
Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
get married
Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,
but
f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-
Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,
Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,
May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main. . . ;->
Life Was Lonely,
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,
I Realised,
Dat
ALONE WAS BETTER
Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey K Khuda K Liye
Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey
What is the diffrence between
What is the diffrence between
Problem and Talent?
Two boys love 1 girl = Problem !
One boy loves 2 girls = Talent ! ;-)
Repeat these lines
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.
"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
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