Hur karz dosti ka ada kaun kerey ga?
Hum na rahey tou dosti kaun kerey ga?
E khuda merey doston ko salamat rakhna
warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun kerey ga?
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->