Think for a moment that

Think for a moment that
Think for a moment that someone is missing you.





Think for an hour that someone is missing you.



Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.


Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.






After your death really someone will be missing you.
  

May, 18 2010     300 chars (2 sms)     3523 views       Funny

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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->
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Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki Jaib kato or sms k Lye Paise jama karo
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt

"FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!


The remaining abnormals are called


DOCTORS..!
Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
A Memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r U All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!


If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.