He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !